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The lazy person's guide to investing

These 5 steps will help formulate a low-maintenance plan for meeting your financial goals -- and you'll barely have to move from your beach chair.

By Kathy Kristof
MSN Money

At the end of every quarter, Wall Street's current geniuses trot out their latest returns to show you where you should point your investments to profit in the future. Don't listen.

If the recent performance of banks and brokers hasn't proved how wrong these experts can be, consider that following their advice would turn you into a trading machine. Copious academic research has shown that's bad for your wealth.

Other academic studies say there's little "persistency" in mutual fund returns. Translation: Today's investment darling is likely to be tomorrow's dog.

You'll be far smarter -- and calmer -- if you put together a lazy investor's portfolio that requires about 15 minutes of monitoring a year. You'll earn as much as the experts, and you'll do it without breaking a sweat. And you'll have the money you need when you need it.

How do you do it? There are five steps. The set-up will take more than 15 minutes but probably not more than a couple of hours.

Step 1: Put dollars to your goals

Start by writing down the things you need and want. Common goals include an emergency fund, the money to send the kids to college, a down payment for a house or car and enough money to retire.

Figure out how much you need for each of those goals, one by one. For emergencies, contemplate the worst that life could do to you. Say that's losing your job. Do you have a spouse who could pick up some of the slack? How much would you need to take from savings? How long would it take to find another job? If you think it would take six months and, after unemployment insurance and your spouse's income, you'd need $1,000 a month from savings, you need a $6,000 emergency fund.

What about other emergencies? Unless you have an unusually tumultuous life, emergencies tend to happen one at a time. Save for the biggest disaster.

It's tougher to put price tags on long-term goals, but start by thinking about what you want.

When saving for college bills, for example, think about whether you want your child to go to private or public school -- and whether you're willing to foot the entire bill.

Then check the price of public versus private colleges with the College Board, which does an annual survey of average college pricing and publishes prices on a school-by-school basis. (Use the "college search" button to look up an individual school. If you're trying to figure out if you're likely to qualify for aid, fill out the site's EFC calculator.)

If your child is years from college, you'll need to adjust for inflation, which the College Board makes easy with an inflation calculator. Set a dollar goal.

How much do you have to set aside each month to achieve the necessary amount of savings? Bankrate.com offers a handy calculator that shows how much to save each month to hit a goal. For instance, if you want a $50,000 nest egg for college and you have 10 years to get there, you need to save just under $310 per month, assuming you earn a 6% average return.

For retirement, follow much the same strategy. Ask what you spend now. How do you expect that to change in the future? How much of your income will come from other sources, such as pensions and Social Security? Then find a Web-based calculator to come up with a savings goal. But beware of simplistic calculators offered by purveyors of financial products.

Video: The help investors really need

Even my favorite of the Web-based retirement calculators needs some adjustment for reality. If you get a pension, you should reduce the percentage of your income that you want to replace to account for it. But the nifty thing about this calculator is that it tells you how much to save each month, starting now, to hit your goal.

Unless you're rich or goal-free, it's unlikely that you have enough money today to fund every goal. Start by funding the goals that will keep a roof over your head, now and later: emergency fund first and retirement second. The others follow when money permits.

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Thursday, July 09, 2009 6:50:50 PM
It's a one-size-fits-all scene--too vague for any specific plan to be formulated.
Friday, July 10, 2009 5:19:09 AM
Okay, so yes, we need to secure a future for ourselves and our family.  But so many of us get so laser focused on investing in our financial future that we lose sight of the bigger picture - If someone like Madoff walks in and strips everything we thought we had away from us in a matter of minutes, we'll only be left with ourselves.  Pay more attention to your family and invest in your health and well-being.  Schedule time to get to know your spouse better and to play with your kids more.  Get physically fit together doing activities that are fun for the whole family.  You can even try taking the HealthierUS.gov Fitness Test together.  The bottom line is that money is important but there are things that should be of a higher priority.
Friday, July 10, 2009 9:30:22 AM

Your Kidding right?

 

What are you going to tell these folks who put there 3 to 7 year money in the bond funds you recommend when interest rates go up? 

 

Here is an interesting scenario.  They need the money in 5 years and interest rates have gone up to 10% and their bond funds are worth 50% of there original value.

 

You point to poor performance by certain professionals and then encourage people to take "McAdvice"  that could cause them great harm.

 

I wish it were as easy as you claim but it's not.  This kind of column is dangerous.

 

At least when you hire a professional they have some accountability. You have none.

 

Sorry about the rant, but peoples financial future is too important to be taken this lightly.  Perhaps better advice might be to:   commit yourself to spending one hour per month really working on your future.

Friday, July 10, 2009 10:20:18 AM
"Lazy person's guide"?  Actually this 'guide' is for people who want to actually strain themselves by thinking some.  So it is not a guide for lazy people in that they won't follow it - too much damn work, ma!

Even so, as others have said, it is far too vague.  It is also very wide-eyed.  It's like the advice from Bill Gates and Warren Buffet (stolen from Joseph Campbell) I saw them give to a bunch of college students on TV once: "Follow your bliss!"  That is utterly terrible and totally impractical advice.  If everyone followed their bliss, we'd all be screwing, drinking, watching p0rn and knitting all day long, and nothing would get done except those things, at least as long as the booze didn't run out.  No, "following one's bliss" is not a recipe for success, but for most people, it is the path to a wasted life, and neither can investing success be found in a set of vague platitudinous "steps".

Survey says: X

Friday, July 10, 2009 11:48:04 AM
this is way too long of an article to not actually say anything.  a truly lazy person won't even read this 3 page article, much less, enact your cookie-cutter advice.  You must get paid by the word.
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Friday, July 10, 2009 10:53:28 PM

Odiously many of you did not really read this article.  Did you ever hear not to put all your eggs in one basket?  You do not give all your money to one person or company to invest and you do not put all your money in the stock market. This plan is just the basics, you have to work out your own plan like she said. 

Mister bond complainer, you do not understand the bond market.  She did not tell you to put all you money for the 3 to 7 year period in bonds.  You need to invest in a mixed fund, so your savings are somewhat protected when the market crashes. 

Some of you should re-read this article. 

Saturday, July 11, 2009 7:28:44 AM
As a tax preparer, consultant, and CPA with many years of experience working in just about all the the largest cities in America, including Boston, New York, LA, Houston, Las Vegas, Washington, and several others, I can tell you from professional experience if you think 95% of any of you are going to get out of any investment market with the profit, you can forget it.  I have also designed, monitored, audited, and organized retirement plans and the related estate planning for tens of thousands of Americans.  They retire with very little trust me and, if they do manage to lay the golden egg as most of pipe dream chasing Americans hope to do and are lied to into believing they can, your kids are going to get it from you anyway.  Over 20% (20,000,000 and growing...look it up if you don't believe it!) of all, again all, seniors are ending up in nursing homes.  Been to one yet?  They are very pretty some of them, but the outside appearance is not material, what is important to note is they have no control over their lives, live in tiny rooms often no bigger than hospital rooms, and unless you can shell out $4,000-$5,000 a month, you'll share that 8x10 room with another senior robbed of his retirement by the government, the banks, and then finally his/her own family.
You want to see how you'll turn out in America unless you are born rich and have the one rich family that isn't as greedy as the grinch, get in your car and visit a few nursing homes around your area.  Watch the people....you'll get the idea.  Forget investing, take it from a guy whose seen the end of many Americans' journey through life....keep whatever money you can scrape together in cash...or buy your home.  A mortgage is a suckers bet, and I can prove that out too...but that's for another time.

Saturday, July 11, 2009 7:58:51 AM

You wisely guide people to funds s that have fairly low yearly fees (vanguard) but the best way to go is to figure out your allocation, check it every quarter or every year, and keep balancing it.  When you have to add or subtract money, do it in such a way that it renews the original balance.  Buy some stocks and bonds directly.  Do a little research. or look at your current funds and see what THEY are invested in.  Some sites will tell you what Buffett or other famous investors are invested in.  Think it over. If you have 100K in a mutual fund, even at a very low management fee like .5%, you are paying that company $500 EVERY YEAR to make some decisions for you.  Your trading costs to keep your portfolio balanced should be much less than a quarter of that.  Over a retirement - like timeline that's maybe $15,000 you have handed over.  If you are paying 1% you have given them $30,000 of your 100K contribution after 30 years.  GASP!
Saturday, July 11, 2009 11:37:45 AM
What a joke.  This is the lazy person's guide to writing an investment article.
Saturday, July 11, 2009 12:29:37 PM

Lazy Person's Investment

Pay $1 in tax, vote Democrat and get $5 back.

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