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Jon Stewart can't get enough of Cramer

The 'Daily Show' host uses the financial collapse of former baseball star Lenny Dykstra to take another poke at the CNBC pundit.

Posted by Charley Blaine on Wednesday, July 15, 2009 12:51 PM

Jim Cramer Jon StewartI think Jon Stewart is in love with Jim Cramer.

 

He's in love with Cramer because Cramer is so over the top that he provides an ungodly amount of easy material.

 

Like Cramer's connection to former baseball star Lenny "Nails" Dykstra, who filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection last week.

 

Once upon a time, as Stewart noted, Dykstra was flying high. He had moved on from running California carwashes to investing in call options (options to buy stocks) and had become something of a star. (See video below)

 

But that all blew up. When Dykstra, a take-no-prisoners kind of player for the New York Mets and the Philadelphia Phillies in the 1980s and '90s, filed for Chapter 11, he said he had $50,000 in assets and $10 million to $50 million in debts.

He's got a string of lawsuits pending. His claims that he's only had one bad investment call are challenged. His wife filed for divorce in April, and he's lost the expensive Los Angeles mansion he bought from hockey great Wayne Gretzky in a foreclosure.

 

It was a bit of a downer for a charming storyline of the former baseball player who discovers he can invest as well as he played. Maybe even better if the mansion, the private jets, the expensive German cars could be believed.

 

And Dykstra milked it brilliantly, with gushing profiles on "Real Sports" with Bryant Gumbel, CNBC and other media outlets. He was even the subject of a 2008 profile in The New Yorker

 

That helped him sell subscriptions to his investment newsletter for about $400 a year and generate income of nearly $1 million a year.

 

He was going to launch The Players Club, a lifestyle and financial-advice magazine aimed at professional athletes. It collapsed in part because of fights with publishing companies that claimed he owed them money.

 

You can read how his claims as an investor may be overstated  here and here. There's quite a good discussion of the Dykstra yarn on Real Clear Markets.

 

Cramer liked Dykstra and thought his investment strategy of buying deep-in-the-call options was splendid. So, Cramer made Dykstra a columnist on TheStreet.com.

 

In fact, as Cramer told "Real Sports" in March 2008, he thought Dykstra -- a self-confessed non-reader -- was a genius. "Not only is he sophisticated, he is one of the great ones in this business."

 

A perfect clip for Jon Stewart to show. And he did.

 

Cramer's relationship with Dykstra lasted until this spring  when the news of all the lawsuits began piling up.

 

Then, The Street.com shed itself of Dykstra as quickly as possible.

 

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Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:12:22 AM
Anybody who invests their money based on what a tv hack suggests deserves what they get.
Thursday, July 16, 2009 2:26:55 AM
CHECK THE BULLS, STAY COOL. GOOD NIGHT FROM AK.
Thursday, July 16, 2009 2:24:24 AM
SORRY I AM BURNED OUT BETTER USE THE SPELL CHECK NEXT TIME.
Thursday, July 16, 2009 2:19:28 AM

CRAMER JUST GETS THE BETTER OF ME,I TRY TO LISTEN TO THIS CLOWN ON HIS SHOW.SH!T I HATE THOSE GRAM E R DIFFICIAN

DING BATS AT THE DRIVE THRUE. HE'S TALKING AND AGREEING WITH JUST ABOUT ANY ONE WHO DOES THAT STUPID BOETYAAH

OR WHAT EVER THAT CRAP MEANS. I MADE 150% IN 2003 IN JUST UNDER 3 MONTH. IT SAVED MY HOUSE,OF COURSE THERE WHERE NO FREE RIDES. YEAH BUDYAAH,,,WHAT EVER. STAY MODERATE TOMORROW OR WE WILL HAVE A STRONG CORRECTION. 

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 10:01:43 PM
Cramer is a market cheerleader like all the rest of the BS artists on CNBC.  I'm amazed people listen to any of his so-called "expert" advice on  financial matters.
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 9:26:18 PM
Jon Stewat's an a$$ h@le. That di(k hasn't got a brain in his head, or a original thought . He has had writers his whole career. Cramer is one of the smartest people on wall St. who has more money than he'll ever need, instead of retiring he spends his time trading stocks for charity, which he does very well. He teaches the little guy how to avoid being ripped off from 401k managers and other creeps that will steal you blind. Jon stewart is a has been who spends his time reading scrips written by angry no nothing writers. I wouldn't watch Jon unless he was on fire.
#7
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 7:48:32 PM

Who the heck are Marian Berry and Elliot Spencer dude?

Do you mean Marion Barry and Elliott Spritzer?

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 5:47:42 PM
rooster4u, I'm sorry? Who is an idiot?
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 5:45:26 PM
When will the dummies of the world figure out Jon Stewart is a very useful idiot.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 5:30:03 PM

Cramer was head of a co back in the late 90s called on the street.com

which went belly up and a lot of people lost a lot of money.  Then he surfaced a few years ago with tv show.  There is now a class action lawsuit against that company. After I saw him screaming on his show I understood why the co went bankrupt.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 5:04:19 PM
Take it easy on Dykstra, he's a good guy who made some bad choices.  And his son appears to have a lot of his talent, based on what I see in the Pioneer League games in my hometown.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:46:03 PM
Jon Stewart is an idiot.... and oh yea, so is Lenny Dysktra..so what else is new today.. at least Cramer is entertaining.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:44:50 PM
Man, I can't get enough of this Lenny Dykstra story. Dykstra is a complete slimeball but probably because he is mentally ill from all the steroids and other assorted mind altering chemicals he ingested. Cramer is and always has been a clown but I guess the right people at CNBC think he is entertaining enough to keep him on the tube. Hopefully Mad Money will get cancelled soon and we will never have to listen to the inane rantings of Jimbo ever again.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:37:42 PM
Cramer made money when a corpse could but in a tough market he`s lost in his own gibberish,we`ve made 15% over the last 2.5 years with no risk at all while the DOW has gone from 14,100+ to 8,500 & the NASDAQ & S&P even worse,yet Cramer & Wall street are still soaking everyone,banks too.What happens to 3,550,000 resets go under this year & the $10 trillion in commercial loans that are under & are on banks books at full value that is 2005 valuations start defaulting estimated at $2 trillion in foreclosures + the governments bailout of corporations that should have been allowed to fail ! We are becoming more socialist as China & Russia become capitalists,go Cramer,Obama,Pelosi,Frank,Dodd,Watters 7 that lame crew that have bankrupted California one of 15 states belly up from spending what they never had & now the Democ(RAT)s WANT TO INCREASE taxes in California.Cramers running around with no brains & a lot of wool over his eyes.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:37:20 PM
maybe Khameni had Jackson murdered to stop the coverage of the Iranian opposition...
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